$SAYLOR :: THE COPE KING | wojak parody memecoin on Solana

THE LORE, SERIOUSLY THOUGH

under the shitposting is a real transparency mechanism. read it once, then go back to laughing.

THE PREMISE

Saylor crowned himself king of leveraged bitcoin and never stops posting. $SAYLOR is the parody that burns itself every time the king bleeds. Dumb on purpose. Mechanically real anyway.

~60% LOCKED

Real, on-chain: 55% supply timelocked + 5% founder lock (6-mo) = ~60% locked, plus 3% founder-provided LP on Meteora. The founder holds 15% treasury + 10% liquid (disclosed), and 12% is genuine community float held by others. Every lock is verifiable below.

A JOKE WITH RECEIPTS

Every red MSTR day and every confirmed BTC sale burns treasury $SAYLOR. Every single burn is a public transaction. The chart is a mood ring; the mood is fewer coins.

TOKENOMICS

1,000,000,000 total supply · ~60% locked on-chain · ~12% community float. verifiable on-chain — don't trust the site, trust the explorer links.

🔒 timelocked supply — public locks55%

⏳ founder lock — 6-month5%

🌊 LP — founder-provided (Meteora)3%

🏛️ treasury — ops · mktg · merch · burns15%

🔓 founder liquid — unlocked, disclosed10%

🐂 community float — held by other wallets12%

check	status	proof
Mint authority	revoked ✅	solscan →
Freeze authority	revoked ✅	solscan →
Supply timelock (55%)	public timelock	verify lock →
Founder lock (5%)	6-month	verify lock →
Founder liquid (10%)	unlocked · disclosed	solscan →
Community float (12%)	held by other wallets	solscan →
LP	Meteora · founder-provided	verify LP →
Treasury	founder-controlled · multisig planned	verify wallet →

Full disclosure: total supply is 1,000,000,000. ~60% is locked on-chain (55% supply timelocked + 5% founder lock, public dates), plus 3% founder-provided Meteora liquidity. The founder holds only 15% treasury + 10% liquid (disclosed), and 12% is genuine community float held by other wallets. Verify every address above before you ape.

Liquidity: founder-provided on Meteora (4% swap fee). Swap fees split 25% → treasury (feeds buybacks & burns) and 75% → founder. Perma-lock optional/pending.

🧑‍💻 Code is open. Contract, burn engine, SEC-watcher, and bots are all public — don't trust, audit: github.com/GaySaylor/saylor.

🔥 THE INVERSE-CRAMER BURN ENGINE

do the opposite of the pain. supply only moves one direction — down. here's exactly how it works, in depth.

    ⚠️ PENDING SECURITY AUDIT — the burn contract is code-complete and internally reviewed, but NO real funds route through it until an independent professional audit is published (see roadmap). Until then, burns are executed manually from the founder-controlled treasury. Never send tokens to any burn contract before the audit ships.
  

the thesis

Saylor turned MSTR into a leveraged bitcoin proxy and narrates every candle. $SAYLOR inverts it: his pain is our deflation. Three independent triggers remove supply forever, and every burn is a public on-chain transaction — nothing happens off-book.

trigger 1 — MSTR closes red 🩸 (automated keeper)

A keeper bot on our infra reads MSTR's official daily close after each US session, computes the % move vs the prior close, and if it's red, submits a burn sized to the drop (table below). Runs every trading day. The price arrives as a signed attestation the contract verifies — the keeper cannot fake a number, and a green day burns nothing.

trigger 2 — confirmed BTC sale 📉 (watcher → multisig)

There is no on-chain event for "MicroStrategy sold bitcoin" — it surfaces in an SEC 8-K or official release, not a wallet move. So a watcher bot monitors SEC EDGAR filings + official disclosures, tiered by trust: filings are ground truth, social chatter is early-warning only and can never trigger a burn. On a CONFIRMED filing it drafts a proposal; the treasury signer verifies and fires it the same day. Rumors and tweets never burn. Flat 2,000,000 $SAYLOR per disclosed sale.

trigger 3 — buyback & burn 🧢 (perpetual)

Merch profits + 25% of the Meteora LP swap fees buy $SAYLOR on the open market and burn it. This pulls from CIRCULATING supply (not the treasury), so it adds deflation independent of MSTR and keeps working even in a flat market. Buy a hat → burn a coin, forever.

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MSTR last close

total $SAYLOR burned

pending launch

next check

trigger	burn amount	source
MSTR red 0–3%	250,000 $SAYLOR	treasury
MSTR red 3–7%	500,000 $SAYLOR	treasury
MSTR red 7%+	1,000,000 $SAYLOR	treasury
Confirmed BTC sale	2,000,000 $SAYLOR	treasury
Merch + LP fees	market buyback	circulating
Green day, no sale	0 — the king eats good, so do we	—

the guardrails

• Daily cap: a hard on-chain ceiling (~1.5M/day) limits total burns across all triggers, so a cluster of red days can't drain the treasury — this enforces a 6+ month runway.
• Treasury-sourced only: triggers 1 & 2 burn from the 15% treasury bucket. Locked supply and LP principal are never touched.
• Human control: the treasury signer can pause the engine, and trigger 2 always requires a human signature. A 2-of-3 multisig upgrade is on the roadmap.
• Fully public: every burn is an on-chain tx; the running total updates live above.

source: /burn-engine (Anchor program + keeper) + /saylor-watch (disclosure watcher). Status: code-complete, internally security-reviewed, pending independent audit before any real funds — see roadmap.

📈 THE SAYLORCYCLE

the thesis $SAYLOR exists to troll: the 4-year bitcoin cycle is dead, "winter isn't coming," and we've entered a decade-long institutional gold rush. coined by Brad Mills.

In the SaylorCycle, Bitcoin stops trading in halving-driven 4-year waves and enters a permanent accumulation phase — corporate treasuries, ETFs, and nation-states hoovering up supply faster than it's mined. Saylor himself declared the 4-year cycle dead in April 2026. Winter, allegedly, isn't coming.

⚡ …and then the king sold.

CONFIRMED, per Strategy's own disclosure: the company sold 3,588 BTC (Jun 29 – Jul 5, 2026, avg ~$60k) to fund preferred-stock dividends — cutting holdings to 843,775 BTC. The man whose entire brand was "never sell"… sold. That is exactly the burn engine's Trigger 2. He types, he sells, we burn.

Public disclosure — sources: sale summary · CoinDesk. Verify before you trust.

"SaylorCycle" is a thesis by Brad Mills / @bradmillscan. The chart above is our own original illustration, not his. $SAYLOR is an unaffiliated parody.

🗺️ THE ROADMAP

no fake partnerships, no "Q4 metaverse." just the actual sequence.

PHASE 0 — LOCK & LAUNCH

supply timelock + founder vest (public tx) · Meteora LP · founder-controlled treasury live · authorities revoked · Dexscreener CTO claim · CA reveal. Every lock goes on-chain BEFORE any "locked" claim is made public.

PHASE 1 — COMMUNITY

Telegram live + 24/7 anti-scam bot · daily X shitpost cadence · first community raids · merch store (Printful/Shopify) online · manual multisig burns begin.

PHASE 2 — AUDIT & BURN ENGINE 🔒

Independent professional audit of the burn contract → fix + re-review → devnet soak with negative tests → THEN deploy to mainnet and route treasury through it. No real funds in the contract until this ships. Treasury upgrades to a 2-of-3 multisig; burns stay manual until the audit clears.

PHASE 3 — DEFLATION ON AUTOPILOT

Keeper + watcher fully automated · live burn dashboard · buyback-burn from merch + LP fees compounding · community input on burn-tier tweaks. cope becomes deflation, forever.